one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
ways to give me anxiety:
- sit next to me while im on the computer
- say “i need to talk to you”
- read my messages and dont reply
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
If you like blasting Death Metal the one minute and Disney soundtracks the other that´s perfectly fine.
Don´t let people tell you differently
the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted