Love your curves and all your edges.

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via encourage)

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

(via encourage)

chilled:

Don’t ever leave me alone with your friend that I don’t know or I will hate you

(Source: oh-good-life, via hellaagay)

drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
me: bye i love you

kingsleyyy:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via hellaagay)

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

(via itsrebeccablack)

santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

(Source: annemarina, via distraction)

inseparablemind:

WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via encourage)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

(via isabelpagan)